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Joke of the Day
"How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?!"
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"You want to see Americans become activists? Cancel a TV show they like."
"Why did the calendar give up on life? Because he felt his days were numbered."
"I'm not racist, my shadow is black. "
"hey remember back in the day when a coke only cost a nickel and everyone was just horribly ridiculously racist"
"My little brother is the sweetest kid. Butter wouldn't melt in his mouth. Stillborn."
"What is it called when the Queen farts? a noble gas!"
"Kanye's motivation to run for president . . . Mayweather's facebook page and twitter account! You can have them even if you don't know what is in them."
"when you post a tweet so good you have to do a bunch of push-ups & your mom bangs on your door & tells you to stop breathing so loud"
"My hammer is alot like my dick... About 20 years old and hooks slightly to the left"