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Joke of the Day
"Some acids walked into the enemy base... Threat Neutralized."
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"I'm always frank with my sexual partners I don't want them knowing my real name."
"Funny joke I heard during christmas Two nuns are sitting in a tub and one says to the other ""where's the soap"" and the other nun replies ""yes it does""."
"""Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free."" ""Some, I assume, are good people"""
"Friend: ""I just blew a speaker in my car."" Me: ""Which kind?"" Friend: ""Motivational."""
"I like my enemies how Americans like their tea Weak."
"So I was sitting on the toilet this morning... ...and I look over and see this huge spider. It scared the shit out of me."
"I can't decide which room not to clean first."
"What do you call a blind deer? No eye-deer. What do you call a blind, dickless deer? No fucking eye-deer. What do you call a blind, dickless, quadruple amputee deer? Still no fucking eye-dear."
"Have You Heard About the New Italian Sports Cars? Dago up a hill, dago down a hill, and when they get a flat tire, dago wop-wop-wop-wop-wop."