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Joke of the Day
"50 Great Jokes From The Edinburgh Fringe"
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"""Hey girl are you from Europe?"" ""cause europiece of shit"""
"Two cannibals are eating a clown... and one says to the other: ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"If a giant talking rabbit were trying to steal my cereal, I'd probably be too busy screaming and stabbing to call him ""silly."""
"Why are people in jail always mad? Because they are constantly butt-hurt."
"I know I'm late to the party but why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9."
"""Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa"" - the soundtrack to every Middle Eastern scene in every Hollywood movie."
"One time I got so high that I accidentally got a job at McDonald's."
"If I am attacked by a group of clowns..... should I always go for the juggler?"
"You think if I tell my dad ""30 is the new 20"" he'll start paying all my bills for me again like he did 10 years ago?"