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Joke of the Day
"What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones!"
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"What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? ""Where's my tractor"""
"What kind of shark is always drunk? A hammeredhead"
"What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? ""Holy smoke!"""
"What happened when the cannibal ate a minister? He got a taste of religion."
"""Fee Fi Fo Fum"" is the ""HAY HAY GIIRLFRIEEEND"" of giant speak."
"I do not encourage eating cats. But judging by the amount of time they spend licking themselves, I bet they are probably pretty damn tasty."
"Norm Macdonald tells a good joke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGr_7p5Ti0Q"
"I can't stand being in a wheelchair. Don't even try and tell me that joke was offensive. Atleast it wasn't a blind joke. I can't see how those are funny."
"Why would you want to be part of the problem when you can be the entire problem?"