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Joke of the Day

"Haircut/Sex Correlation Jesus Joke I got that I looked like Jesus a lot when I had longer hair. It's a shame because I got a haircut and have been getting nailed less than the messiah lately."

"What has little balls and screws old ladies? A bingo machine."

"What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him? Nothing. He just let out a little wine."

"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""KGB"" ""KGB who?"" *slap* ""We will ask questions!"""

"jomomma.ninja Jo Mamma is so Ninja, that even Chuck Norris sent her a Friend request."

"What do you call a midget Mexican? A little Juan."

"Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands? Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them."

"What is a pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken chest and no booty."

"[slips the bus driver 20] ""Maybe you let me ride the bus for free?"""

"How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb ? All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb ."