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Joke of the Day

"What do you cal a Deaf and Mute person? It doesn't matter. He's not going to come."

"What happened to the Pope when he went to mount Olive? Popeye kicked his ass."

"In bed with my Japanese girlfriend when I happened to remark that her twat was getting a bit saggy .......... She lost it and said "" Fack you maddafacka, why you always clittysizing me""!!!"

"Don't date guys from the internet. The last guy said he lived in a gated community. Prison, he meant prison."

"Joe Dirt 2 was so bad Amazon Prime should have released it yesterday"

"I plan to watch some movie with girlfriend this evening. Can somebody recommend a girlfriend?"

"Can a kangaroo jump....? Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all."

"What type of animals are put on envelopes? Seals."

"Why don't ghosts have legs? Because they're so white the can't dance."

"Michael J. Fox got hit by a reversing truck. Don't worry he shook it off."