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Joke of the Day

"I'm so sick of this new year's jokes I've been hearing them all year."

"When the gay guy died, why did they bury him face down? So his buddies could come by and have a cold one with him."

"Bending over in a short skirt will probably get me further than my expensive education ever will."

"Wow, the guy buried alive with weed in his pocket must be rolling in his grave right now."

"This Friday millions of people will risk getting trampled to get the best seat on a car This is commonly referred to as 'Rebecca Black Friday'."

"*PLOT TWIST* Breaking Bad last ep. Walt takes off the mask to reveal he was Dwayne Johnson The world finally knows what the Rock was cookin"

"What do you get if you cross an illiterate african american with an illegal hispanic immigrant looking for a green card? A U.S soldier."

"What do you call a security blanket for a mentally handicapped person? A downs comforter."

"Whats the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger"

"Two men walk into a bar knock knock"