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Joke of the Day
"I'm so sick of this new year's jokes I've been hearing them all year."
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"What should I say? Someone just said I'm in denial But I'm not"
"A WASP goes into a clothing store to buy a suit. He asks a salesperson, ""How much is this one?"" The salesperson says, ""It's $1000."" The WASP says, ""I'll take it."""
"Did you hear about the three Mexicans who robbed a bank? One of them was captured but the other two vanished without a tres."
"Willpower? Sure. It's in the garage with my unicorn."
"I can't look my former prostitute partner in the face since someone e-mailed me pics of her in the old days. Never look giffed whores in the mouth."
"""I put my gear back in fourth."" - Willow Smith learning to drive, maybe."
"Your mama is so fat... Her alphabet is the KFCs"
"Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman? They can't deal with attachments."
"Why does the nurse always carry a red pen while at work? To draw blood."