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Joke of the Day
"Your mom is like a chicken coop... Cocks fly in and out all day!"
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"If you love someone, let them go. If they don't come back, get a dog."
"After decades of study, scientists finally decode whale song. ""Moo. Moo. Moooooooooo. Moo."""
"I dreamed that midgets were trying to assassinate me, so I bought a bulletproof car. Since they were midgets, I bought a convertible."
"What do you call a bug that vanishes? A non antity."
"right before i die, i want to stuff myself with 100 chicken nuggets and blaze tf up"
"I think it's bullcrap how Miley Cyrus can get naked, lick a sledge hammer, and people call it ""art"" and ""music"". Yet when I do it, I'm ""wasted"" and "" have to leave Home Depot""."
"My friend and I have a pact that if we're not married by age 40, we're going to fist bump and take shots for making good decisions"
"It's so annoying when you're trying to poison someone but they're just not thirsty :("
"A Christmas Wish Little Johnny wrote a letter to Santa, Dear Santa Claus Please send me a sister for Christmas Santa wrote back, Dear Little Johnny Please send me your mother"