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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam. You can't peanut butter your dick into someone's ass."

"A Sigmund Freud light bulb joke. Q: How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb? A: Cocaine."

"there are 2 reasons why I dont take my GF on a long ride with Audi R8 Firstly, i have no GF and secondly I have no Audi R8."

"What is the best way to pick up American girls? With a crane."

"Trying to motivate myself to go for a run, but it's windy outside. And outside."

"I don't know why everyone is so upset about the rioting in Ferguson The rest of America is going to do the exact same thing on Friday, they just got a head start on holiday shopping."

"'You look fat' is both an ice-breaker and a bone-breaker"

"After 30 years of shopping, my wife still has nothing to wear today."

"The TSA was like ""Damn how did you get out of Iraq?"" Iran"

"What's the best way to keep water from running? Don't pay the water bill."