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Joke of the Day
"I like dating black girls... Because I don't have to meet their dad."
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"Doctor and Patient Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!"
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"The reason God began calling himself ""God"" was because the name ""Chuck Norris"" was already taken."
"Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing? Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round."
"Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy? Steven King. JK Rowling."
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"A dyslexic Sanders supporter was kicked out of the botanical gardens He kept trying to peel the ferns."
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