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Joke of the Day
"Why did the scarecrow win the award? Because he was outstanding in his field"
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"Drunk girls click ""reply all"" when they talk."
"[TRYING TO IMPRESS NEW GIRLFRIEND] 'Oh yeah, I love to cook!' *removes salad from the microwave"
"[Favorite joke from Letterman] What goes into thirteen twice? Roman Polanski."
"How to stop pedophilia worldwide? Kill all the children."
"My friends call me Superman, not because I help people, its because I wear the same clothes everyday"
"This is Bill Bill has a wife Bill isn't scared of his wife & says what he wants when he.. This is Bill's wife Bill is no longer available"
"How many ______ does it take to _____ a ______ ? And go."
"How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb? Why does it have to be a group activity?"
"So my Orchestra conductor keeps telling the Violas to play louder... I guess it just isn't their Forte. ;)"