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Joke of the Day
"I started a revolution once. But I got dizzy, so i stopped!"
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"Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground? Because deep down they're real nice"
"Dear necessity, happy mothers day! -Invention."
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"You know pornstar are really violent people... Everything always comes to blows."
"What is the cheapest meat? Deer testicles. They're under a Buck."
"When people tell me I'm intimidating, I generally just glare at them until they take it back."
"So a jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""what is this, some kind of joke?"""
"Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls til she died"
"What's the name of that movie about the war horse? War Biscuit"