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Joke of the Day

"How do you make Holy Water? You boil the hell out of it. (credit to Tasteless)"

"How do farmers party? They turnip the beets!"

"Chuck Norris... ...played a used game once... on the Xbox One."

"Did you hear about the Easter Egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs"

"So I was going to blame my pet ostrich for a crime i committed But my lawyer advised that it wouldn't fly in court."

"I had a failed amputation... Costed me an arm and a leg."

"What happened after Hitler dyed his hair blonde? He became a Super Aryian."

"My wife divorced me after years of daily penis enlargement surgeries. She couldn't take it any longer."

"Advice from gay people. Never take tips from gay people, because you might get shafted. Disclosure: Am not homophobic!"

"Why is the KKK a good place to find a job? Cos they'll always hook a brutha up"