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Joke of the Day

"A woman was arrested yesterday for injecting her 8 year daughter with botox before a beauty pageant The child did not look surprised"

"What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel-chair? *Roll-AIDS*"

"What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork? Kermit the frog's finger"

"Moss and Algae take a liking to each other. Algae and a Moss took a liking to each other and soon after got married. After a few years they realized their marriage was on the rocks."

"I was staring at a fish. Suddenly, it started laughing ...It was probably because of my aqueous humor"

"What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable? ...the wheelchair"

"What's the difference between an airplane and an abortion? Only one doesn't fly after coming into contact with a hanger"

"""Look who comes crawling back to apologize."" ""I am so sorry, can I please have my wheelchair back now?"""

"Critics say Botox is too expensive... ...but I spoke to fifty people who just paid for the treatment, and none of them looked surprised."

"You know why no one ever flunks out of Porn School? Everyone has to take a ""D"" on the final exam."