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Joke of the Day
"How do you sort out Ant and Dec? Squash one and deal with the other later."
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"I have a big butt and I can not lie."
"What do you call a urinating khalif. Wiz Khalifa"
"difference between laugh and sex Teacher: what's the opposite of laughing? Kid: Sex Teacher: How dare you! And why is that? Kid: Because, laughing haha and sex is ahah"
"Sometimes, eating road kill Can be a big moose steak"
"I give it two weeks before Jay Leno starts tweeting from the new @ConanOBrienTwitter account."
"How do you spot a egocentric vocalist? They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'"
"Movies are always more fun if you dress up like the characters. Like the time I didn't eat for 3 weeks and then saw Schindler's List."
"A grasshopper walks into an ice cream parlor The clerk says ""Hey Grasshopper, we have an ice cream flavor named after you!"" The Grasshopper says ""What? You have a flavor named Kenneth?"""
"My pregnant wife just confessed she listens to R&B I'm uncertain if I should break up with her in text or just let her figure it out."