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Joke of the Day
"What's E.T. short for? So he can fit in his spaceship."
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"A bee is willing to end it's own life just to cause you a tiny amount of pain. I can relate to that level of pettiness."
"What do you call a pretentious mime? A dick in a box."
"Why You Should Never Be Late for a Speaking Engagement An important public speaking lesson wrapped up in a good, clean joke."
"How come Barbie never got pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box."
"Why can't animals ever have an olympics? Because there's always a cheetah"
"Charlie couldn't believe he was being allowed into the Chocolate Factory His girlfriend had been so against it for years"
"Scientist: we've finally taught a dog Morse Code Dog: [taps paw] Me: what did it say? Scientist: ""woof"""
"Your momma is so fat, her personal website has a .org domain"
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've never paid good money for a lentil on my chest. ( credit to the guy who told this on tv Fri night )"