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Joke of the Day
"To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer."
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"Jesus only had 12 followers, also one sold him out to die and another unfollowed Him right before He died. So I guess I'm not doing too bad."
"So an Irishman walks out of a bar...."
"""I've changed my mind."" ""Thank God! Does it work better now?"""
"It's hard to be naked and baked without wondering why the two words don't rhyme."
"My psychologist said that I am losing my mind, and I don't agree. I'd say that my mind is losing me."
"People accept that God exists & created the universe without evidence or proof but if you tell them Facebook is down they immediately check."
"What's a somali's favorite sport? Cross-country"
"What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert? Darude Sandstorm"
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A: a rip off"