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Joke of the Day

"If you move to a different country at least TRY to fit in with the culture. Like when I lived in Italy & changed my name to Mario Spaghetti"

"Child protective services? Who's protecting the parents Huh? WHO'S PROTECTING THE PARENTS?"

"There's a new drinking game... You draw a random card from a deck & if it's black you take a shot.... We call it ""Ferguson"""

"What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie? Inception"

"Daaaaamn boy. Are you an Adobe update? Cause you keep showing up and I still don't want you."

"What's the difference between a camel and a Russian? A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking."

"What do Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common? ...they've both had a Downey Jr. inside them."

"Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the 2nd one would have ducked..."

"Don't go chasing waterfalls. *turns on tap* We have their children. They will come to us."

"Have you heard about the new car from Israel? Not only does it stop on the dime, but it picks it up too!"