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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do small businesses cry when account executives harass them for money? A: Yelp!"

"What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde? You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!"

"We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police."

"I had to put my dog down last night He's just too darn heavy to carry around anymore."

"What's a communist's favourite beverage? Leninade"

"Fight club but just dueling neighbor's aggressively leaf blowing leaves onto each other's lawns."

"What does an American call a Canadian Dollar? A quarter."

"What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Dam."

"Have you ever tried eating a clock? I heard it might be time consuming."

"Scientists thought we would never have enough air to survive on the moon... ...then they opened a bag of Lays chips."