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Joke of the Day
"Is bankruptcy spelled with one ""oh shit"" or two?"
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"It's not Amy Schumer's fault that she steals... .. She probably picked it up from all the black guys she banged."
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"What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam"
"A Jew, Korean, and Black guy walk into a bar. The bartender told them to get the fuck out."
"A prisoner convicted of beastiality has escaped. Recent reports confirm he's on the lamb."
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