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Joke of the Day
"Text ""BONER"" to 69696 to donate $69 dollars to the Rad Cross"
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"How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'? Is it kale? it's kale, isn't it? please don't say kale."
"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises"
"My physics teacher told me I had potential. Then he threw me off the roof. A joke my mate told me after an after-hours lesson."
"And your 2015 Miss Universe is Columbia! -Steve Harvey"
"Leo: *names his child Oscar* Doctor: ""Would you like to hol-"" Leo: ""Say it like we rehearsed it."" Doctor: *sighs* ""And the Oscar goes to..."""
"Just because I don't post it everyday doesn't mean I'm not thankful for the things I have."
"Why did OP's mom leave the prostitution business? It got too gonor-real"
"It's OK to go number 1 in the shower... ...unless you count like a computer programmer."
"What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg? Nothing. They haven't met yet."