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Joke of the Day
"Why did Minnie Mouse break-up with Mickey Mouse? Because he was fuckin' Goofy."
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"The janitor squints at the unfinished equation, picks up the chalk and scrawls methodically. Soon all the eights have top-hats like snowmen."
"Other jokes like, ""If pro is the opposite of con, does that mean that congress is the opposite of progress?"" Just looking for some jokes similar to this one, playing on opposites and such."
"40% of Americans over 60 believe... ... that they were at Woodstock."
"Me: What do you want for breakfast? 4yo: Bagel Me: *makes it 4yo: Tricked you! I wanted toast Me: Nice trick. Now, eat your bagel"
"Before you move to Canada after Trump gets elected, just know that it's May 13th and it's currently snowing here."
"I'm starting to think the other moms might not like my nicknames for their kids."
"What do call a prehistoric hooker? Vaginasaurass"
"Why was Jesus so ripped? because he did crossfit..."
"What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending? He grabs a hoe."