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Joke of the Day

"Remember that AMA guy whose mother slept with him because he had broken his arms? She was adding incest to injury."

"What's Paul McCartney's favourite food? Maccaroni"

"You know the person in exercise videos that's doing the easy version of everything? I'm the guy behind that person eating chips."

"'I've never done this on a first date before' I say as I start vacuuming his place"

"These quad copters just can't seem to leave the news... The media and hobbyists just keep droning on and on about them"

"Did you hear about the baby that was born in a high tech. hospital? It came out cordless!"

"Just saw a French band perform Livin' On A Prayer. I think it was Bonjour-vi."

"I figured out why we abbreviate BlowJob with BJ 'cuz it's a mouthful"

"Trump wants to pass a law banning grocery stores from selling shredded cheese... ... in order to ""make America Grate again"""

"When my kids come to me with problems I just tell them to watch Full House until they find an episode dealing with their issue."