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Joke of the Day

"These quad copters just can't seem to leave the news... The media and hobbyists just keep droning on and on about them"

"I heard Justin Bieber has an 8 inch cock But it's in his ass and belongs to Usher"

"What did father bee say to his rebelling son? Beehive!"

"I asked my 3yo daughter if I should get a minivan... She said, no, you should get a Daisy van."

"Yo momma's so fat You can see the couch behind her do to gravitational lensing."

"Cinderella is my favorite story about choosing a spouse based on shoe size."

"Why should you never bring a fat person to see a dramatic movie? They will ruin the suspension."

"Enemas make shit happen. No seriously."

"[ First Date ] Her: So you're a MMA fighter? * flashback to me kickboxing a mannequin at Nordstrom's * Me: Yea, I'm still training"

"My landlord wanted to come talk to me about the high heating bill I told him, ""My door is always open""."