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Joke of the Day
"What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide!"
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"i love nature :) sittin in grass, soakin up sun, listenin to all those weird ringtones that come from those animals in the trees or whatever"
"Acid... The taste you can see!"
"People who say ""in and of itself"" are responsible for most of the trouble in the world."
"What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !"
"What did Truman Burbank's father say to him? Don't you worry don't you worry child, Seahaven's got a plan for you"
"Spent the day attempting crazy driving stunts because I forgot to read the fine print at the bottom of a car commercial."
"If you love something keep it in the refrigerator, keep it fresh, that thing you love is a lot like mayonnaise."
"Can someone tell me that Johnny go deeper joke from 15 years ago? I was in middle school and can't remember it completely."
"What do you call a bikini clad conspiracy theorist? An illumi-hotty!"