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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold? Hit."
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"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 Jumpers. They went 79 stories in 10 seconds."
"What type of shoes does a pedophile wear? White Vans. Creds to a friend of mine :)"
"Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags? It wouldn't fit on their shirt."
"A blonde walks into a library... No, that's it. That's the joke."
"What happens to a politician when he takes a Viagra? He gets taller."
"I went to the doctor today for a prostate exam. It wasn't as bad as I was expecting, until I realized both his hands were on my shoulders."
"What rhymes with Orange? No it doesn't."
"""How can it be global warming,"" pondered @realDonaldTrump, ""if it's cold outside? Cold is the opposite of warm. Science is hard."""
"I hate taking pictures of mirrors. The pictures always come out with some a**hole in them."