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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold? Hit."

"If a woman puts me in the friend zone I immediately borrow money from her and never pay it back because that's what friends do."

"We don't have mistletoe at Christmas so we just kiss under the influence."

"Give a man fish and you'll feed him for a day...... Give a fish a man and you're probably in the Mafia"

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his shovel? His name was Douglas"

"Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus? They always fal-afel off the tight rope."

"What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction? It was sold to the highest Buddha."

"I was going to tell an anal joke butt fuck it."

"I tried to pick up the scale in the bathroom and threw out my back It weighs a lot"

"The best thing about humans is that many of the richest and most prosperous among us collect bottles of rotten grape juice."