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Joke of the Day
"I hate taking pictures of mirrors. The pictures always come out with some a**hole in them."
Next Joke
"I bet you 5390.24$ you can't guess how much money I owe my parents."
"The junkie tried but couldn't quit All of his efforts were in vein"
"How does a blonde call for her dog? She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts ""Max!""."
"Like boxes of shit in your house? Get a cat."
"Did you hear about the girl with twelve nipples? Sounds weird, dozen tit?"
"Paralympics Q: What's better than winning the Paralympics? A: Having legs!"
"My whole life has felt like one big hammock and everybody is watching me try to get out of it."
"Who's the biggest hoe in history? Mrs. Pacman. For 25 cents, that bitch swallowed balls till she died."
"Just changed someone's ""fun"" name in my phone back to their normal name to regain some control over my life."