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Joke of the Day
"What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall in love it will be for heifer."
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"Some asshole just clogged my toilet"
"My wise grandfather once told me, ""The small things in life are often the most beautiful."" Guess that explains my midget fetish."
"I tripped over some shrooms the other day...Because I didn't see them. It was dark and I was high."
"Nothing ruins your Friday faster than realizing it's only Wednesday."
"U.S healthcare Bam"
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass.....nyahahahaha (10 points for who knows the source of this classic joke)"
"What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies? One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater."
"Look Disney all I'm saying is that if my stepdaughter brought a bunch of birds and mice into my mansion I'd make her clean up that shit too."
"What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"