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Joke of the Day
"Why does Donald Trump hate Chris Jericho? Because Jericho wants to break the walls down"
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"Father of 7 month old accidentally throws 6 pack on child's head while getting into car But the baby was fine, it was light beer."
"Word of the day Exhaustipated...........Just too tired to give a sh!t"
"Jamie asked Tyrion [GOT SPOILERS] Why did you kill our dad?   Tyrion: \_()_/ , everything happens for a treason."
"*seductively tries to take off sock with his other foot*"
"Wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless."
"Nothing annoys me more than when I'm talking to someone about music and for some reason they think their opinion is as valid as mine."
"Me: Yes honey.. I know.. a stroller for the baby. I got it. *hangs up* Salesman: As I was saying, the largest hamster ball we sell is a-"
"Yes, I'd like to return this pizza ""is there a problem, sir?"" *opens box* ITS GOT NO TOPPINGS ON ""sir, you've opened the box upside-down"""
"I think I'm going to start an organization for people who think racism is bad but still laugh at racist jokes... I'll call it the JKKK."