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Joke of the Day
"What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? A stole."
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"""My birthday's coming"" Do you know what I need?"" ""Yeah but how do you wrap a life?"""
"I have nothing to eat All i have is a bunch of old vegetables, but all they do is talk about Vietnam."
"""What's a karate experts favorite drink?"" ""Karatea!"" Fargo is the shit..."
"I don't think this guy who just told a woman to calm down understands how women work"
"Love is a two way street but you have to be careful because women can't drive."
"Q: How do you fix a broken pizza? A: Use tomato paste."
"Sometimes I think... ...but usually I dont."
"Today I saw a bird shit on somebody for no apparent reason at all. Then I thought of you."
"You heard about the guy who had a heart-attack when the police entered his house? He had a cardiac arrest"