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Joke of the Day

"What should you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise."

"Robin Williams: *Goes for hi-five* C'mon man, don't leave me hanging."

"What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? The winner of last year's hide & go seek contest."

"I experienced a bad date September 11, 2001"

"Virgin Airlines should just be itself. It'll happen eventually."

"What's the difference between dead hookers and copper plumbing? I don't have copper plumbing 8n my crawlspace."

"If Bernie Sanders is elected president, I want to spend a weekend at the White House and film it. I'll call it ""Weekend at Bernie's"""

"which is the most negative animal in the barnyard? the horse, because its a naysayer."

"What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I only fly the drone"

"""You Americans are so uptight!"" dude from Europe who just kissed your girlfriend on the mouth"