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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!"
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"Being gay is a choice... like being black, poor, or an amputee. No one really made you go to Iraq"
"A masochist asks a sadist ""Please hurt me."" ""No,"" replies the sadist."
"Two blondes are heading to Disney World, on their way there, they see a sign that says ""Disney World Left""... ... They quickly head left and have a great vacation at Disney World."
"Sir, on a scale of 1 to drunk, where would you say you stand? I'll sit"
"Q:How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A:Kick his sister in the jaw!!"
"Did you hear about the Energizer Bunny? A judge charged him with battery."
"Somebody stole my mood ring today. I don't know how I feel about that."
"When my boss is in town, I set out pictures of kids on my desk. They aren't my kids but he'd never fire a Mom of seven, right?"
"I spent too much money on video games this month. All of my savings have gone up in Steam."