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Joke of the Day

"In your will, be sure to write you want to be cremated. The night before you die, eat as many popcorn kernels as humanly possible."

"How do you scare a snowman? You get a hairdryer!"

"A woman is suing Disney claiming that Frozen is based on her life. She sounds like a cold bitch."

"A Latvian joke. J: Kapec vistas skerso celu? A: Lai noklutu uz otru pusi!"

"A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied ''What for? Are you going to set it on fire!''"

"What do you call bees that produce milk? Boo-Bees...."

"""Does this mean that we're going to be BFFs forever?"

"Pharmacist: ""That'll be $97."" Long pause. We both bust out laughing. ""Have a good day, comrade."" he says, handing me the prescription."

"What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball? Three on three."

"I emailed Netflix and asked if they had Batman Forever they said, ""No, just till the end of June""."