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Joke of the Day
"What did the meter sticks say to the lonely ruler? You just don't belong."
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"Steve Jobs What do cancer cells do when they get bored? they get jobs"
"A friend asked me, ""Did you know Isaac Newton died a virgin""? I replied, ""What colour?"""
"Everyone romanticizes the past until they get horribly sick and wake up covered in leeches."
"A restaurant patron complained about the limited dessert selection, and an Irish man turned his head to respond. What was the complaint? **Flan AGAIN?!**"
"Do you know why Santa Claus doesn't have any kids? Because he only gets to come once a year and thats down a chimney."
"Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and body-slam them for maximum impact."
"NSFW how did the mother know her daughter was on her period? Daddy's dick tasted funny"
"If we are going lose the Washington Redskins, are we getting rid of the Scalpers too?"
"My dad works on Nukes and told me this today What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project? Yellow Cake"