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Joke of the Day
"Me + Bed + Pillow = Best threesome ever."
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"I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that. You cheat! think your so smart, Making me believe your the most important... pfft!"
"Why do men pay more for car insurance? Women don't get blowjobs while they're driving."
"There is nothing bad about masturbation... ...at least I fuck somebody I love."
"Jesus: I HAVE RETURNED [wife & I arguing about who used the last paper towel or some other shit] Jesus: OK I'MMA COME BACK LATER"
"Why ""Trojan"" condoms? Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out? Less than stellar marketing."