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Joke of the Day

"I just sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent. Now he'll never have any friends."

"Ramadan is the only time I can get a date every night"

"Confession: I masturbate. Damn, that felt good."

"I'll sleep when I'm dead but also every night so I don't die."

"No I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at what I think of you."

"Anal Sex is a lot like your first car You don't really want it but your step Dad gives it to you anyways."

"Does Canada even have a president? Or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers?"

"I lost my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about this"

"An app to tase restaurant owners who call appetizers ""apps"""

"What does an Ethiopian have in common with Yoko Ono? They both are living off of dead beatles."