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Joke of the Day
"What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now"
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"What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet? I pity the full!"
"What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire"
"Freudian Slip... I got divorced over a Freudian slip. I meant to say, ""Please pass the salt"" but I said, ""You rotten bitch, you ruined my life."" (I think that's a Jackie Mason joke)"
"Sometimes my memory is not quite as good as my forgettery."
"What's white and kills you if it gets in your eye? an aeroplane"
"Twitter is like a conversation at the water cooler. If the water cooler was full of vodka. And you could smoke. And the boss was out of town"
"Kenny G. walks into an elevator... and says, ""Man, this place is HAPPENING!"""
"What travels down an alley and has holes in it? Bruce Wayne's parents"
"It should be a rule that if you're going to put you kid on a leash, you can't be mad if someone walks up, asks if they bite, and pets them"