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Joke of the Day

"They should make another Taken movie, about Liam Neeson's character being under-appreciated for trying to keep his family safe. ""Taken 4: Granted"""

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"I was going to post a Michael Brown joke.. ..but I'm afraid it would just get shot down."
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"A man and his son are sitting, naked, on a couch... ... and the little boy asks, ""Dad why are our penises different?"" The father replies, ""Firstly, son, you don't have an erection."""
"My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker... ...Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet."
"My doctor wasn't amused when he asked how much I weighed and I said One hundred and fat"
"JPP is a ""oser"" (holds middle, ring and pinky fingers to forehead)."
"What do you call a dumb seal? An imbeseal"