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Joke of the Day
"The iPhone 8 probably won't even have a phone in it."
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"How does a Rabbi make tea? Hebrews it."
"Normally I can't dance to save my life, but as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson"
"What do pirates use to copy files? Yarrrrrsync!"
"[batteries in my TV remote die for the first time since I bought it 4 years ago] ""Useless piece of shit."""
"Kids don't listen! I've told mine a hundred times to fall off the top of the slide during recess so we can sue the school."
"According to this grocery list I've written on my hand, I've invented a new language."
"Did you hear about the guy that copied a joke on /r/jokes? He insisted it wasn't a riposte."
"in hell your cat can talk and he openly judges you for everything he saw you doing when you were home alone"
"Therapist: What's the problem? Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me [petting a bee]: You're not strange are you Alan"