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Joke of the Day
"The iPhone 8 probably won't even have a phone in it."
Next Joke
"What is the speed of sex? 68. Cuz at 69 you eat it."
"Ever done it with an attack helicopter? Let me tell you. It's pretty fly."
"I'm glad my son will learn about sex from the internet. Remember how awkward it was when your dad showed you how to two-girls-one-cup?"
"My wife said yesterday... That I don't listen to her..I said: OK, sounds good"
"What do you call someone who went into a birth clinic and started shooting at everyone there? Spawn camper."
"When is my wifes favorite day for sex? Tomorrow"
"Why did the Jedi take his MIDI controller into the pool. He wanted to increase his MIDI chlorine count?"
"Subway Guy: Enjoy your sandwich Me: You too! Subway Guy: Me: Me: *gives him my sandwich* this is yours now"
"Just been offered a 42 Plasma TV for 100. Only problem is the volume control is broken, I thought fuck it, at that price you can't turn it down."