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Joke of the Day
"My old guitar teacher was arrested yesterday... He got caught fingering A Minor."
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"You had a panic attack on the elevator, so no, you can't go with me to buy drugs"
"Man, Helen Keller would have been fun to party with. She's always blacked out."
"This Halloween, the only Candy I'm interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues."
"Shout out to all the married couples who are filled with passion. Those 2 couples should hang out together some time."
"Not all math puns are bad Just sum"
"when the ice cream man drives down my street I walk alongside him screaming TAKE ME WITH YOU I WILL BEAR YOU MANY STRONG SONS"
"Saw a Chinese baby and a black kid wave at each other today. Gives me hope for the future. Or another Rush Hour movie."
"Donald Trump wants to become President This is not the first time he has tried to kick a black family out of their home. Credit : Snoop Dogg"
"Dear America Would you please take the 's' off the word 'legos' and put it back on the word 'math' where it belongs. Many thanks England"