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Joke of the Day
"Time to be creative. I'll give you the punchline, you give me the joke! A dresser without drawers."
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"My son asked me what humble means. I told him it means pretending you're not better than everybody else."
"*opens up briefcase in court, revealing snakes* ""Wait. Then that means-"" [cut to my nemesis waking up surrounded by my opening statement]"
"Username walks into a hotel... And asks for a room. A few days later he leaves. I guess you could say, Username checks out."
"Coworker: What did you do on vacation? Me: Didn't come to work. Coworker: I know that! Me: Good. Glad you understand how vacations work."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? ...ground beef"
"My kids are giving all the people on this plane a hard lesson in birth control right now."
"JOB INTERVIEWER: so, what was your last job? DR. FRANKENSTEIN: bodybuilding"
"please pray for my sons Thursten and Gorse who have just glued themselves to a curtain,"
"What did the chauffeur say to the newlyweds as they passed the last rest stop? Speak now, or forever hold your piss."