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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the tire say to the tire? A: I'm tired!"
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"[Cops have a warrant for my arrest] Cops: you're coming with us! *Plays the Benny Hill theme on my phone & runs away* Foot chase ensues."
"My Dad bought some candles from the store They seem pretty lit"
"What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth."
"Where did the joke wait to get a drink? The punch line..."
"The Irishman's dilemma. Do you eat the potatoes now or do you let them ferment so you can drink them later?"
"It's weird how no one on The Jetsons ever addresses the apocalyptic events that left only white Americans behind, living in the sky."
"What's the difference between procrastination and laziness? RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post"
"I'm constantly amazed that only 26 letters in the alphabet can produce so much bullshit."
"What do you call that gnarly smell around cow pastures? DAIRY-AIR!"