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Joke of the Day

"Luis Suarez is to appear in the next Star Wars film. He'll play Chewbacca's brother, Chewshoulder."

"A truck driver almost crashed into a dam Son that was close!!! Nope? :( ok I'll shut up..."

"I bought some shoes from my drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin all day"

"Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon? I can get through his opening monologue without laughing"

"What do you call a cheap hooker? A bang for your buck."

"Where do you get 'Extra Virgin' olive oil? Really ugly olives."

"why do Indians have red dots on there forehead? because the council leader with his pointed finger pushing against there foreheads says ""No your not having another free council house"""

"People used to laugh at me when I said ""I want to be a comedian."" Well, nobody's laughing now."

"Q: What does a computer eat when it's hungry? A: Chips -- one byte at a time."

"I used to know a guy who shaved around six or seven times a day and still had a beard at the end of the day He was a Barber."