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Joke of the Day

"a human mens penis has not evolved in hundreds of years, im going to take it to strange new places. i'll improve the dick. ill make it safer"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ? I didn't sneeze !"

"A lady in front of me at Walmart today had six kids and was buying a baby gate. I wanted to tell her, ""if that's for your vagina, you're too late!"""

"Sieved flour to rule them all A pinch of salt to grind them Cup of milk, then mix them all add an egg to bind them -Lord of the Onion Rings"

"Why do GPSes work really well in Washington state? There are lots of Seattleites there!"

"Making good jokes about the clitoris is difficult: It's really sensitive."

"What is the hamburgers' motto? If at first you don't succeed fry fry again!"

"I went to a Stevie Wonder concert last week and it was terrible. They moved the piano and forgot to tell him."

"You would have thought that someone would have invented hindsight sooner."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, feminists can't change anything"