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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ? I didn't sneeze !"
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"Girlfriend: Ok you hang up :-) Boyfriend: No You hang up first :-) Girlfriend: no you first Boyfriend: No you first NSA: both of you hang up"
"What is a pirates favorite letter? P. Because without it, he'd be irate."
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"When i was younger i had part of my colon removed Now i only have a semicolon"
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