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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ? I didn't sneeze !"

"Relationships and Algebra are very similar! Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"

"If God is your co-pilot - swap seats."

"Do you want to here a joke about TCP Did you get it? Did you get it? Did you get it? Did you get it? Did you get it?"

"What Do You Call An Arrogant NASA Employee? A Nas-hole!"

"What's the difference between a sperm and a Young Republican / Young Conservative A sperm has at least a 1 in 100 million chance of becoming a human being"

"To the person who stole my Microsoft Office. I will take it back. You have my Word."

"I've decided to sell the vacuum... It's just collecting dust. Credit to Codsworth"

"You're supposed to throw rice at new babies and their mothers, right? Traditions are weird."

"I'm trying to find a job cleaning mirrors It's something I could really see myself doing"