201535
Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car? A: A windshield viper."
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"'No you can't have cake! Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Here, eat this fried flour with butter and maple syrup.' -Moms"
"What a man How do you respond to someone who says ""fuck you"" Answer: You fuck you"
"Surprised ""too much"" still isn't a serving size."
"Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom."
"I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too."
"UPDATE: This year's least popular Halloween candy was, as always, Reese's Feces."
"Why don't undertakers provide free services? That would be a dead giveaway."
"Yo momma is so fat and old... When she farted it created the universe"
"Why are there no good racist jokes for white people? because, only whites are racist."