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Joke of the Day
"A guy walks into a burn ward and says ""Hey, you with the face!"""
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"My inner man is a fabulous gay dude named Gary who loves pedicures and bon-bons."
"Boys, save your Bottle Caps Trump just became president."
"I wipe my counters with raw chicken breasts because I refuse to have weak children."
"Q: How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot? A: Perky."
"When we were vacationing in New Zealand, I bought myself a back-scratcher made from a Kangaroo claw. ... ... The only downside is when I use it on myself, I end up feeling jumpy the rest of the day."
"Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans? They take all the green cards"
"My boss asked if I had Facebook and I said sure and gave up the link. Then she asked about twitter. After an awkward silence I said, huh?"
"What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest? Alien vs. Predator"
"I started running back and forth repeatedly... ...and now my head hertz."