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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a burn ward and says ""Hey, you with the face!"""

"Just saw the book ""Marriage for Dummies."" Shouldn't there be an ""is"" in there somewhere?"

"If you break up and get back together more than twice, I will not listen or care about your relationship problems you idiot."

"What did one bum cheek say to the other? After all that shit we're still together."

"A man asks a woman: ""-Did you know that laughter is second best way to convince a girl to have sex with you ? "" ""-Really, what is the first ?"" ""-A knife."" ""-Hahaha, you're so funny !"" ""-Good choice."""

"Hey, Gandalf! What's your favourite kind of insect? FLY, YOU FOOLS!"

"What do you call the sweat between two rednecks making love? Relative humidity."

"Canadians are more polite when they are being rude than Americans are when they are being friendly."

"Is it gay if a male doctor feels your balls while looking you deep in your eyes and isn't really a doctor but is just some guy at Target?"

"I used to love correcting people's grammar until I realized what I loved more was having friends."