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Joke of the Day

"How many women fits in a monk monastery? Nun."

"Made this up while hanging out with some friends What do you call someone you hate who owns a cube car? Dick in a box"

"Werner Heisenberg was pulled over for speeding... The cop asked ""Do you know how fast you were going?"" ""Not a clue,"" Heisenberg replied. ""But I know exactly where I am."""

"Q: On a scale from 1 to 10, what is your favorite color in the english alphabet? A: Yes"

"Cokie's Shit Welcome to my shit"

"Entered a competition with 10 of my best puns thinking at least one would win.... No pun in ten did. Sorry if thats been said. It's just my favorite pun and I thought I'd share it."

"What is the best cure for a headache? DECAPITATION!!!"

"How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke."

"[NSFW] What do woman and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits."

"My girlfriend broke up with me after we had sex.. She said she's full of me"