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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 13 years."

"Knock Knock Who's there?"

"The best part about pooping with the door open in the morning is being able to see everyone's face at Starbucks."

"What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips."

"Hey, Chefs, you're making food. Not curing AIDS, Cancer or defusing a bomb. Settle the fuck down."

"What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer The taste"

"Did you hear the joke about the 100-inch pizza? It's hard to deliver."

"What do you call a Muslim pilot? An Airrab."

"Chelsea FC captain had a night to forget, his performance was Terryble"

"Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard? A barber!"