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Joke of the Day
"I started up a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are through the roof!"
Next Joke
"Here's two short jokes and a long joke: joke. joke. joooooooke."
"Does anyone want to buy a broken yo-yo? No strings attached"
"Did you hear about the stupid turkey? It was looking forward to Christmas!"
"Just gave this idiot a thumbs up for cutting me off, and I think I might not understand road rage."
"I accidenty said Hi to a feminist the other day... My court case starts tomorrow"
"Just breathe and eat a banana. Everything will be OK."
"Your swag is gonna look amazing on that Burger King application."
"TIL that someone in the UK gets stabbed every 52 seconds Poor guy."
"My New Yahoo Password NoSecur!Ty"